that moment when you realize that a lily-white punk of a prissy kid with curly hair and expensive-ass shoes and designer clothes is the most gangsta kid in all of twewy
look at dis bipch u do not wanna fuk with that kid o hell naw hell bust a cap straight up the side of yo head
“I slip spoons in people’s pockets. I’ve done it thousands of times. It’s like pickpocketing, but the opposite. It’s a very special skill.”*
*The best part of this story is that Meg Ryan walked by in the middle of the conversation. I quickly asked for her photo, but she turned me down. I wasn’t too concerned though, because I knew she’d only have been half as popular as Spoon Guy.